I'm Max,

and bios are hard.

Should I go sincere or sarcastic? Does anyone care that I worked as a lobsterman for a summer after college? Do I attempt a new version of the classic “my parents don't understand what I do for a living” joke? Is it weird to show Kindergarten pictures? (Yeah, a little.)

There are just too many ways to write a bio. But hey, I'll take a stab: