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I'm Max,

and bios are hard. 

 

Should I go sincere or sarcastic? Does anyone care that I worked as a lobsterman for a summer after college? Do I attempt a new version of the classic “my parents don't understand what I do for a living” joke? Is it weird to show Kindergarten pictures? (Yeah, a little.)

 

There are too many ways to go about it.

 

Ultimately, I decided to just go with this complete cop-out of a bio.

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Now exiting Max's bio section.

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Sure you want to leave?

 
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Last chance.

 
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Take me down.

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Here lie some of my most rebellious acts against humanity. 

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Welcome to the darkside of maxfrankel.com

Some may find this disturbing.

You have been warned.

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Below are the remains of a Wikipedia page formerly know as the

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For nearly six hours, the Port of Vancouver's Wikipedia was in a state of complete chaos.

Over 62 men and women were left utterly baffled when they discovered that the page's content was replaced with content from Qdoba's Wikipedia page. 

Witness the destruction yourself. 

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I vandalize Wikipedia pages.

I leave them in ruins -

some incomprehensible.

Yes.

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One victim remained to tell the story.

 

That man?

Egsan Bacon. 

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Little did Egsan know, I was prepared to take over the Port ofVancouver at any cost. 

immediately retaliated and switched it back.

But why, you ask?

Why would someone do this?

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I can take no more.

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Just for the sick thrill.

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Take me deeper into hell.

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He immediately struck back.

Egsan and his Port were more resilient than expected.