Under her conservatorship, Britney Spears can't even buy a coffee without permission. We found a loophole. 

 

The California Handbook for Conservators states that the conservatorship must respect the religion of the conservatee. So we created a religion just for her.   

And since she's the leader, she makes the rules.

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It's time to finally #FreeBritney, bitch. 

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