There's been a lot of talk lately about Britney Spears' conservatorship. She can't even buy a coffee without permission. Her fans worry she'll be stuck in a legal chockehold for life.
We found a loophole.
The California Handbook for Conservators clearly states that she may be a practicing member of any religion. So we created one just for her.
It's time to finally free Britney, bitch.